Logic, something every sane person should have
That is, with some exceptions (e.g. a certain English teacher)
Whether you don’t want to look like this girl:
Or be the next Spock:
You want to know how logic works.
Lets watch Muselk for an example (skip to 3:50 if you want to speed it up, but watch from the start to watch the divine creation of the true xxX_MLG360noscope420blazeit#shrekt#uwotm8_Xxx powerdrink and some tf2 gameplay)
This is a great example of “if…then…” statements
In this case, Muselk dying is the condition and drinkinig the MLG powerdrink is the result
IF Muselk dies..
THEN Muselk has to drink the MLG powerdrink
“If… Then…” is the essential part of logic. It gives the relationship between 2 things, making them a condition and a result.
These logic statements can also be expressed in tables, called truth tables.
These are tables that list the possible true and false combinations of the conditions and match them with the result
In truth tables, 1 means true and 0 means false (because binary. More in this ICT lesson)
For example, the truth table of the above statement is:
|Muselk dies||Muselk has to drink the MLG powerdrink|
You can see that when Muselk dies, he has to drink the MLG powerdrink.
An if he doesn’t, he does not need to drink the MLG powerdrink.
Another property of “If… Then…” statements are that if A is true then B is true and B is true then C is true, then if A is true then C is true.
This might be a bit convincing, so here’s something powerful (at least that’s what it smells like) to explain
In this case, the first condition is your man using old spice and the result is smelling like that guy
IF Your man uses old spice
THEN Your man will smell like that guy
In the second part, the result of the first part becomes the condition and making anything possible is the result.
IF Your man smells like that guy
THEN Anything is possible
Since we have concluded that your man will smell like that guy in the first part, then anything should also be possible
IF your man uses old spice
THEN anything is possible
The truth tables for the above statement is this:
|Your man uses old spice||Your man smells like that guy|
|Your man smells like that guy||Anything is possible|
|Your man uses old spice||Anything is possible|
There are 3 other essential statements which concern multiple conditions and results
The “and” statement means all conditions have to be true to get the result
If only some or no conditions are true then the result will be false
This can be seen with President Obama and Zach Galifanakas
In this case, being short, fat and smelling like doritos are the conditions and it being hard to get into Hollywood is the result.
Zach states that
IF You are short
AND You are fat
AND You smell like doritos
THEN It would be hard to make it into Hollywood
The truth table:
|You are short||You are fat||You smell like doritos||It would be hard to make it into Hollywood|
The “or” statement means that if any 1 or more of the mentioned conditions are true then the result will be true
Only if all of the conditions are false then the result will be false
This will be explained by Mark Whalberg and his childhood friend:
In this case, the condition is John calling the right white trash name and the result is him hitting it
IF the girl Ted met is called
THEN John hits it
Now, the condition is that John hits it and the result is Ted will fuckin’ buzz it
IF John hits it
THEN Ted fuckin’ buzzes it
The truth table:
|The girls name is Mandy||The girls name is Marilyn||The rest of the names||John hits it|
|John hits it||Ted fuckin’ buzzes it|
The “not” statement reverses the conditions, meaning if the condition is not true, then the result is true
If the condition is true, the result is not true
This will be explained by John Oliver and Australia’s favorite baby-eating animal: (skip to 2:42 if you like)
In this case, the condition is Tom Wheeler getting a zoologist’s proof that he is not a 100% talking dingo and the result is Americans refusing to leave him alone in rooms with their babies.
IF Tom Wheeler does
NOT get a zoologist’s proof that he is not a 100% talking dingo
THEN Americans will refuse to leave him alone in rooms with their babies
The truth table:
|Tom Wheeler gets a zoologist’s proof that he is not a 100% talking dingo||Americans will refuse to leave him alone in rooms with their babies|
When the “not” statement is used to reverse conditions that already use “and” or “or”, the statement will be called “NAND” or “NOR” respectively.
These can be seen by adding the “not” statement to the “and” and “or” examples before.
For example, in Zach’s case:
IF You are
NAND smell like doritos
THEN It will be easy to make it into Hollywood
The truth table:
|You are short||You are fat||You smell like doritos||It would be easy to make it into Hollywood|
And that’s logic for you.
So thank me, and remember, notes are for the weak.
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